Drunk College Girl FAILS

If you go to or have attended college, are a female, and are not a complete spinster than you have probably been one of these girls at one time or another.

#1 No Strings Attached
The classic leg kick is always a risky move, ladies.
#2 VodkaSamm
If you do not know the legend of Vodka Samm, you better scroll your pretty little clicker over to Google and look her up. The definition of a drunk college girl.
#3 I'm Good I Swear
Drunkenness and overconfidence go hand in hand, always have, always will. Make sure someone stops her before she gets the confidence to drive someone's car, for pete's sake.
#4 Put Your Party Face On
Everyone has their party face, don't judge her! Why is everyone judging Britney? Leave her alone!
#5 Human Art
You could sell this chick as a legitimate piece of art, it really is a thing of spectacular beauty! Ahh, drunken consequences never dissapoint!
#6 The Nap of Shame
If you are going to pass out with your leg in the car pool lane and your face in the gutter is using cheese pizza as a pillow really that much more of a stretch? Once you go concrete you never get back on your feet....
#7 That's Not All....
AND she's still in college, do you believe it? Like Tommy Boy or Van Wilder, the good times were too enticing to leave...ever.